CRIMSON QUARRY INVESTIGATES: Does Tino Sunseri have the best hair in the Big Ten?

Addressing The Claims.

Something rather explosive was claimed on the Big Ten Network broadcast during Indiana’s 77-3 win over Western Illinois at Memorial Stadium:

Does Hoosiers quarterbacks coach/co-offensive coordinator Tino Sunseri have the best hair in the Big Ten????

Well, probably:

That’s a pristinely coiffed head of hair right there. Well maintained on the sides. Styled in such a way. Great stuff, Sunseri and barber.

But is it the best hair in the Big Ten? Let’s look at the competition:

FIRST UP: Kirk Ferentz.

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Ah, the side part. A classic look. Kirk has, to my knowledge, always rocked this cut. So has every man at some point in their life. No need to mess with something that just kinda works, but it doesn’t have the stuff to be the best.

Sorry, Kirk.

NEXT: Bret Bielema

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This haircut is uniquely Bret. He’s definitely got a widow’s peak going on up there but he’s making the most of it, keeping things short for the most part and slicking it back when it’s time to wear a suit.

It works! But it’s not the best.

NEXT: P.J. Fleck

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Well. No.

Sorry, P.J.

NEXT: Ryan Day

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A perfectly fine cut. No real part here, but that’s not for all hair. Bonus points for the beard.

But not enough for best in the Big Ten.

NEXT: Greg Schiano

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Functional.

It’s not flashy. It’s not a usual side part. But you know what. You wake up in the morning, take a shower, grab a comb and boom, you’re ready for your day. Perfectly fine.

But not the best.

THE FINDINGS:

I mean yeah probably there are only so many football coach cuts and Sunseri’s got the best I can think of.